What is a woman?

It is a question we’ve got used to hearing in the UK as a ‘gotcha’ by Gender Critical journalists and cultists to determine who hates trans people as much as them.

Although they could never themselves define ‘what is a woman’ without excluding half of their fellow believers, the question is always asked. If you ask them back, they shout ’ADULT HUMAN FEMALE’ believing that is somehow an answer.

Until this summer you could be sure of one thing, however. In their basic Primary School world view, a vagina = woman, penis = man.

Step forward the Paris Olympics to change all that.

Now, many GC believers are claiming that a man can indeed be born with a vagina in news that must surely come as a surprise to all the NHS Trusts they’ve harassed.

The reason for this is simple and not, sadly, based on them finally wising the fuck up. If only. Based on nothing but proven Russian disinformation, designed to discredit boxer Imane Khelif after she defeated one of their own, the cult has decided that they really want to be useful idiots for Putin.

There is nothing to back up these assertions. Khelif herself apparently hasn’t even seen the results of these supposed tests and prior to her beating a Russian, there had never been any questions about her eligibility to compete as a woman.

So, how do you justify calling a woman a man? Normal people would apologise for making a mistake, but these are not normal people we’re dealing with. These are freaks. They have instead redefined, once again, what it is to be a woman, narrowing the category even further. Now, you need a blood test or DNA test, something you can be sure they themselves have not had.

Beyond that, I’ve seen discussions around Khelif’s genitals that have imagined everything from her penis being so deformed when she was born, they just decided to say she was a girl (feminist sentiment of the year right there) to discussions about internal testes that BobBunchOfNumbers knows about but nobody else. Everything in between has also been covered. Fixing a front wedgie? Clearly, you’re a man rearranging your junk. Patting your opponent briefly on the chest as they walk past, clearly, you’re a man and that’s a sexual assault, not a common sporting gesture or something a woman would do.

Personally, if I saw that many penises everywhere, I’d seek medical attention pretty quickly.

Everything they say and do is based on ‘vibes’, and pretty shit ones at that, and they judge everybody else by their same standards of stupidity.

But, perhaps, if we leave them alone, they will eventually rage themselves into a position where they actually agree with what trans people have been saying all along.

After all, if they agree a man can be born with a vagina, they’re almost there…